It is late tonight to be starting a post, but I am a late night guy, so everything is okay, right? Right?!?! Q is having a friend over for a sleepover tonight and Little Man is at another sleep away camp. The pups are are out of their minds. They were fixed last week and now they are going stir crazy in the house. They are zooming around in a manner that is decidedly not “calm and recuperative” as the vet outlined. They are puppies… it’s what they do.
I sent out the clarion call to Facebook asking for random questions and lsig, Bruce, Tracey, the wife, and Linda answered. Thanks for the q’s.
1. Are you as exhausted by this presidential election as I am?
Is incredulous a synonym of exhausted? I honestly cannot believe this shit show.
2. Have you seen the Lego: Droid Tales mini-series and do you love it?
I have not seen it, but I have heard good things.
3. What did you have for lunch?
I had teppanyaki shrimp with onions and mushrooms.
4. How much is enough?
The amount that is just before too much.
5. Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop?
Oddly Jacques Cousteau… I know, I would not have guessed that as well.
6. Why do fools fall in love?
Because they are fools. It is a question that answers itself.
7. What difference does a day make?
8. Who put that doggy in the window?
It got up there itself. Nobody puts puppy in the window.
9. Who let the dogs out?
Oddly enough, and you would be very surprised by this, but Jane Goodall. I know you are thinking, “but she’s all about apes.” She can still let the dogs out… and did.
10. Who you gonna call?
My wife. Who are you going to call?
11. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chickens are mercurial, fickle fowl. The reason had changed by the time the chicken got across the road.
12. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
Because I am a GD adult, and I will eat some fucking pudding even if I did not make any meat. Pink Floyd ain’t the boss of me.
13. Who's that girl?
That one? Kelsey.
14. Where's the beef?
I believe it is between Yeezy and TS, amIright? Up top! Yeah.
15. What's my line?
"Horatio, I knew him well."
16. Whose line is it anyway?
17. Are we there yet?
Nope, and I’m not sure we will get there. It’s the journey, not the destination.
18. Who put the ram in the ram a lama ding dong?
It is an imperative sentence, where the speaker is addressing someone they do not like and thinks poorly of. “Ram a llama, Ding-Dong.” In this case there is no “ram.” It is an active voice imperative statement to an understood second person.
19. How are dogs like toddlers?
The bark at their reflections in the mirror and don’t always like being put in a crate.
20. Have these answers driven you crazy yet?
Not yet, to my knowledge, but that answer is probably best answered by others.
Q got her hairs cut
She looks awesome
I need to trim the grey goat
It sounds dirty, but I mean that I need to trim my gen x required goatee
It really is late, isn’t it
I still need to go out and get some bagels and cream cheese for the sleepover breakfast
I was going to make waffles, but they specifically asked for bagels and cream cheese
I am like water
I follow the path of least resistance
I also slowly erode my surroundings
I have an interview in the can for next week
It’s an artist, so get ready for art
Have a great week everyone