So, I have been gone for a bit. Hopefully not forgotten. I found myself uninterested in answering peoples questions or in coming up with interesting topics and incapable of finding people who wanted me to ask them 20 Questions. I am always looking for people who are willing to answer 20 Questions. Hit me up through the contact page or in the comments.
Anyway… to get everyone caught up in the life Chez 20 Questions, I had sinus surgery, and can now breath through my nose EVEN WHEN I AM STUFFED UP. Blowing my nose is actually effective for the first time in my life. (sometimes a bit too effective... there have been... things... unidentifiable things being released post op) Thank you sinus surgery. We are leasing a horse for our delightful little girl now because she is a rider extraordinaire. Little Man is done with long course swim for the year and now starting up conditioning practice for high school cross country.
1. Favorite or most listened to radio stations.
I do not listen to the radio. I listen to a metric shit ton of podcasts though. So, there is that.
I would suggest listening to 99% Invisible, if you are not already.
2. What was the first app you put on your phone?
3. Where did you see yourself 10 years ago?
In a job that was going nowhere doing tasks that were really becoming repetitive and less and less what I wanted to do.
5. Any restaurant recommendations?
Most recently? Tomatillo’s off of OH 161 in Linworth and the gluten free pizza from Morone’s off of Bethel Road. It was surprisingly good GF pizza. When I was at that job 10 years ago, I would go there and eat their regular pizza buffet with some coworker friends.
6. How many drugs have you done?
Well, there are a handful of antibiotics and some other prescriptions. I have never really done any illicit drugs. I am really rather boring in that regard.
7. What are you on right now?
A anti-depressant, a blood pressure medicine, a ant-acid, and a handful of vitamins and such.
8. When was your first murder?
It is next week. Sleep well, Bob.
9. How many partners have you cheated on?
10. Favorite dictator?
11. Why did you light your neighbors mailbox on fire that one time?
There was a spider in it. It had to be cleansed with fire. They understood.
12. Who is your daddy and what does he do?!
His name is Roger and he is retired.
13. What percent do you take when laundering money?
10% straight off the top.
14. Why are your drugs so expensive?
I live in the US and our healthcare system is broken. If I did not have insurance I am pretty sure I would not be able to afford the ones I am on.
15. Why do you own a tiger?
What else can I mate with a lion to make a liger?
16. If you were a Wonder Twin, what form would you take?
Well, if you are specifically asking for what “form” I would take, you are clearly asking what type of water thingy I would be. Ice Sled all the way.
17. What is your favorite flavor of watermelon?
18. Why should YOU be abducted by aliens?
I am the funny?
20. Are you glad you are back to blogging?
Time will tell.
This one took 2 weeks to produce
I am out of the practice
Super out of practice
Personally, I blame Bob
Last year at this time the fam was in Alaska
I was a great trip
The Lovely Wife is in New Mexico this week
So, it is solo parent time for little old me
Nothing but pizza and sundaes on the menu for the kids this week
Tonight I made chicken and mozzarella ravioli in marinara with ricotta cheese for one of the kiddos
I made herbed gnocchi with chicken in light olive oil sauce for the other
I cannot have the glutens so I had Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch because I cannot handling cooking a third meal tonight
I am not a restaurant
I am not really sure why I give these guys a menu to choose from
They never pick the same thing
Tomorrow night is pesto chicken with some kind of potato dish thingy
Greg Behrendt has a new book out today... you should get it
Getting back into the flow of this is going to take some effort
Trying to line up some interviews, but they are getting harder to find
Leave a comment if you want to do an interview
I also need to get back to drawing
And I need to finish my book
I have a bunch of shit to do
Have a great week everyone