20 questions revisted

Questions for today, just because I do not have enough time to come up with a real post.

1) The mini fridge!??!?!?....fantastic in college, but are they really necessary in the office?

Sadly, they are necessary in the office. Who hasn’t had some food eaten by the office gremlins

2) Why has the Asshat not gotten fired yet?

He has underlings to take the fall for him… you should know that. It is the way of things.

3) You enjoy watch cartoons with Little Man, don't you?

Somewhat, the issue is that the cartoons that he is into at the moment are still a bit young. Higglytown Heroes makes me froth at the mouth and want to vomit, and the lack of pace in Dora the Explorer makes me want to smash my head against the wall. When he is a bit older and watching cartoons like Justice League Unlimited, oh yes, we will be enjoying them together. At the moment, I only like watching these things because they make him happy and giggle. His laughter is magical.

4) I'm about the only person I know that still keeps in close contact with high school and college friends...why is that so out of the ordinary?

Because people grow in emotional intelligence at different rates. As you separate from your childhood and college friends, you start to experience different life events. Those events in turn mature you differently. This difference is where the drop off in contact occurs. I keep up with only 2 people from high school and 1.5 from college.

5) What's your favorite ice cream flavor and why?

I would have to say Vanilla. Mainly because it is the basis for most ice cream treats. Most ice cream sandwiches require vanilla. Most sundaes are based with vanilla. Vanilla tends to not overpower other flavors, that is why it is such a good base.

6) Who's your favorite action figure/cartoon hero? why?

Growing up I loved the smaller G.I. Joe action figures that were released in the mid 80’s. They were great to start out with because they seemed rather realistic. They were just an elite fighting unit. Then they started having characters with neon orange colors and big, stupid, improbable weapons and such, that is when I stopped buying them. Interesting not, I just sold my old G.I. Joe stuff for a nice little sum on EBay. Someone is always willing to buy crap.

One thing has always surprised me though, is the complete lack of appropriate Bat-Man action figure. They always have to tie into the current movie/cartoon. Someone needs to take the merchandising bull by the horns and just make some good Bat-Man stuff.

7) What’s your favorite color?

Green, a kind of soft green, like rubbed sage

8) What color is your toothbrush?

White with yellow accents

9) Why isn’t your toothbrush your favorite color?

Well, technically, I did not actually buy my toothbrush. It was given to me by my dentist. I had no choice in the matter. Additionally, green reminds too many people of algae and bacteria for them to put a green toothbrush in their mouth.

10) If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

Knotty Pine, baby! If you know what I’m saying, heck, I don't even know what I am saying

11) If you didn't have to work tomorrow, what would you do instead?

I would stay at home with Little Man, maybe go to the zoo.

12) Where did you go on your best childhood vacation? Would you go back now?

When I was 10 I went to a soccer camp in Manchester, England (Bobby Charlton School of Soccer). It was tons of fun, and my team acquitted themselves fairly well. We did not win any games but we showed them that the yanks were coming up.

13) What is the biggest difference you've found between Alabama and Ohio?

I would have to say the general mentality. Alabama does not place much emphasis on education and that is saying a whole bunch coming from Ohio, where education is clearly king.

14) Do you have a favorite cartoon? (Which one?)

Original Looney Tunes. They are timeless.

15) What's the biggest thing you miss from your days before you had your kid?

The ease of which we could do things… especially with Little Man’s food allergies. I miss the days of, “Hey, Wifey, you wanna grab something to eat?” and then walking out the door.

16) If you could have sex with any animal what animal would it be?

Ha, nice try. I am not falling for the “could” in this question. I believe it would be a “have to” or “must” situation. Not merely a “could,” because, hey, I’m hawt and all the animals want me. I “could” have any number of animals at any time.

17) What is best in Life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

18) The following sentence contains either a single error or no error at all. If the sentence contains an error, select the one underlined part that must be changed to make the sentence correct. If the sentence contains no error, select choice E.

Today photography is (A) widely recognized (B) as a fine art featuring them (C) in art museums, discussed by critics, and studied in (D) art history courses. No error (E).

Umm C, it should be “featured” instead of “featuring them”

19) Favorite shoe brand?

I think I would have to go with Clarks. They seem to be consistently nice shoes.

20) Shouldn’t you be leaving to pick up Little Man at the care giver’s now?

Yes, yes I should.

To Recap:
Potential energy is dangerous
Die! Smurf! Die!
That's German, for "The Smurf, The"
I am outta here.