French Bread Pizzas

The problem with microwave frozen French bread pizzas is that they are not really on any real semblance of French bread and they are not really all that pizza like. Oh, and they always burn the roof of my mouth.

To recap:
I hate frozen lunches
Especially without my lovely toaster oven
Microwave stuff is always crappy
I am not in a good mood today
And I just don’t feel like waxing poetic about the minutiae in my life at the moment