Here is an email conversation between Dr B-Dawg, myself, and a third party who wants to remain nameless due to the graphic nature of this conversation. The conversation was spurred by the un-timely death of David Carradine.
The conversation for a set of emails was simply entitled "David Carradine:"
Dr B Dawg:
Let us bow our heads in a moment of silence. The only thing i heard about his death is that they found his body in a bangkok hotel. At least he went out the way you'd expect him too. no doubt filled to the top with thai hookers and opium.
SRH:
They found a "chord around his neck and body" Autoerotic-asphyxiation anyone?
3rd Party Who Wants to Remain Nameless:
Here here. As of himself in death as he was in life. .....sigh. Hopefully this will spur Hollywood to do the much needed Kung Fu remake.
DBD:
I’m going to buy a poster of him this evening and add it to my special shrine room.
SRH:
You have too many rooms
3PWWRN:
I had the same thought. He clearly pulled a Bob Crane.
DBD:
So off the top of my head, to rank the autoerotic-asphyxiation club members: 1. David Carradine 2. Bob Crane 3. Michael Hutchens
3PWWRN:
Wow that is a pretty high caliber list, that may be the most rarified air Karate Dave ever got to breathe in his whole life.
SRH:
I think you should add Val Kilmer to that list... eventually
3PWWRN:
Apparently he [Val Kilmer] lives like 2 miles from this building. Now that I think about it I can't image why I have not set aside a weekend to stalk and strangle him to death and make it look like AEA. I mean who DOESN'T think he will be on this list soon enough. No alibi required. What?.....HE SHOULD PAY FOR BATMAN FOREVER!!!! .... it is about balance really.
DBD:
I have to disagree with that one, a woman [Val Kilmer] would never let that happen to her.
SRH:
Oooooh burn!
3PWWRN:
Fair enough
So who should play Kwai Chang Caine for the remake. I recommend some one who looks even less Asian than David Carradine, as it will send a strong message to China that we don't need them!!
DBD:
Christian Bale will do it. He’ll do anything.
SRH:
Sean William Scott
DBD:
That is brilliant.
SRH:
Be like The Bullet Proof Monk in the old west
3PWWRN:
You bill it like that and I don't see how you could lose.
SRH:
I am nothing if not market savvy.
DBD:
The Rock could be his master.
SRH:
You are genius. Let’s be clear though, the Rock is everyone's master. Can you smell what I’m cookin’?
3PWWRN:
Spoken like two people who have not seen the new Race to Witch Mountain. Can YOU smell what I’m cookin’? Scorpion King RoCKs!!!
SRH:
Why in god's name would you see Race to Witch Mountain?
3PWWRN:
uhhh... The Rock. duh!
DBD:
"Let’s be clear though, the Rock is everyone's master"--SRH He didn't have a choice.
3PWWRN:
So rarified air then? News sites confirm it [auto-erotic asphyxiation]!
DBD:
That is why you should always have a safe word. It is interesting that Fox News went with “penis” and the AP report used “genitals.” That makes his funeral a fun event now right. It is hard to weep for someone after that. Unless it is from laughter.
SRH:
Yet the laughter weeping is easy.
3PWWRN:
In this case it is more than easy it is almost uncontrollable.
SRH:
I heard the laughter is funnier if you choke yourself while laughing.
The conversation went on a bit after this, but it was mainly about them allowing me to format this and post it.
To recap:
What a way to go
Friday was National Doughnut Day
Here is the evidence of Little Man partaking in the festivities
20 Question Tuesday is up tomorrow
Listening to Little Man watch some Penguins of Madagascar on the DVR
The conversation for a set of emails was simply entitled "David Carradine:"
Dr B Dawg:
Let us bow our heads in a moment of silence. The only thing i heard about his death is that they found his body in a bangkok hotel. At least he went out the way you'd expect him too. no doubt filled to the top with thai hookers and opium.
SRH:
They found a "chord around his neck and body" Autoerotic-asphyxiation anyone?
3rd Party Who Wants to Remain Nameless:
Here here. As of himself in death as he was in life. .....sigh. Hopefully this will spur Hollywood to do the much needed Kung Fu remake.
DBD:
I’m going to buy a poster of him this evening and add it to my special shrine room.
SRH:
You have too many rooms
3PWWRN:
I had the same thought. He clearly pulled a Bob Crane.
DBD:
So off the top of my head, to rank the autoerotic-asphyxiation club members: 1. David Carradine 2. Bob Crane 3. Michael Hutchens
3PWWRN:
Wow that is a pretty high caliber list, that may be the most rarified air Karate Dave ever got to breathe in his whole life.
SRH:
I think you should add Val Kilmer to that list... eventually
3PWWRN:
Apparently he [Val Kilmer] lives like 2 miles from this building. Now that I think about it I can't image why I have not set aside a weekend to stalk and strangle him to death and make it look like AEA. I mean who DOESN'T think he will be on this list soon enough. No alibi required. What?.....HE SHOULD PAY FOR BATMAN FOREVER!!!! .... it is about balance really.
DBD:
I have to disagree with that one, a woman [Val Kilmer] would never let that happen to her.
SRH:
Oooooh burn!
3PWWRN:
Fair enough
So who should play Kwai Chang Caine for the remake. I recommend some one who looks even less Asian than David Carradine, as it will send a strong message to China that we don't need them!!
DBD:
Christian Bale will do it. He’ll do anything.
SRH:
Sean William Scott
DBD:
That is brilliant.
SRH:
Be like The Bullet Proof Monk in the old west
3PWWRN:
You bill it like that and I don't see how you could lose.
SRH:
I am nothing if not market savvy.
DBD:
The Rock could be his master.
SRH:
You are genius. Let’s be clear though, the Rock is everyone's master. Can you smell what I’m cookin’?
3PWWRN:
Spoken like two people who have not seen the new Race to Witch Mountain. Can YOU smell what I’m cookin’? Scorpion King RoCKs!!!
SRH:
Why in god's name would you see Race to Witch Mountain?
3PWWRN:
uhhh... The Rock. duh!
DBD:
"Let’s be clear though, the Rock is everyone's master"--SRH He didn't have a choice.
3PWWRN:
So rarified air then? News sites confirm it [auto-erotic asphyxiation]!
DBD:
That is why you should always have a safe word. It is interesting that Fox News went with “penis” and the AP report used “genitals.” That makes his funeral a fun event now right. It is hard to weep for someone after that. Unless it is from laughter.
SRH:
Yet the laughter weeping is easy.
3PWWRN:
In this case it is more than easy it is almost uncontrollable.
SRH:
I heard the laughter is funnier if you choke yourself while laughing.
The conversation went on a bit after this, but it was mainly about them allowing me to format this and post it.
To recap:
What a way to go
Friday was National Doughnut Day
Here is the evidence of Little Man partaking in the festivities
20 Question Tuesday is up tomorrow
Listening to Little Man watch some Penguins of Madagascar on the DVR