one... two... three... huh?

Hmmm… where to start about this past weekend. Three things to type about today.

Thing the first: I will start where most of you have most of your questions: The Family Drama.

The Family Drama seems to boil down to the ex-sister-in-law and the sister-in-law having the most craptastic abilities to communicate. It turned out being a big game of “she said/she said” where my parents automatically took the current in-law’s side. This taking of sides ended up making matters worse for us (Wifey, Little Man and me) because we had to listen to all sorts of crap from the parents. The drama went away by Thursday, so as far as drama is concerned, it wasn’t all that dramatic.

Thing the second: The holiday feast: It was absolutely lovely. Much food was consumed by all. I was able to speak with my brother who is currently in Iraq. He sounded good. He complained about his Thanksgiving meal in Iraq (2 rubbery lobster tails and some shoe-hide steak he reported). It was a nice day full of good conversation and better food. I was surprised at how long the conversations stayed away from the usual banal topics of weather or team sporting events. That was a surprising change.

Thing the third: Oh, my goodness golly goshness, my parents bought us new kitchen appliances for the kitchen remodel. I will wait here while you re-read that last sentence. Doot do do, d’doot doot, do do do doot …. Back with me? Okay, here is the deal. Wifey was looking through the Black Friday flyers that came with the paper. She came across the super-duper sale that was happening at Sears for appliances and said something like, “Hey, Sweetie? Should we buy the new kitchen appliances today since they are on such a good sale?” My response was something like, “That’s a great idea, but we just cannot afford them right now.” To which my mom said, “Get them and we will write you a check for them.”

Bwaaaa?!? So Friday during the Christmas sale extravaganzas Wifey and I got a new microwave hood, gas oven/range, dishwasher, and refrigerator… with my parents’ money. It was excellent, and completely un-expected. The motivation on my parents’ part seems to be based genuinely in affection and there aren’t any strings attached. Wifey and I still have a few questions as to how this motivation came about, but these are more about our own curiosity than a burning desire to know.

To recap:
Little Man has fallen in love with the game Tsuro
Wifey has a cold
She is pregnant and has a cold
She is pregnant, has a cold, and is exhausted
Interaction with Wifey beyond making her go to bed and making sure she has eaten is practically non-existent
Just an FYI for everyone out there
I hope to get her back in trimester 2
20 Questions Tuesday shall not have a topic

Digital Thursday

Well, Thanksgiving has come and gone and much food was eaten by all. My mom and dad, sister-in-law, 2 nephews, Mimma, Wifey, Little Man and me ate turkey, mashed potatoes, green beans, corn, ham, stuffing, stuffing caserole, cranberry salad, and someone put some yams on the table, much to my chagrin. For today the drama seemed to be left at the door, but I am sure that will change for tomorrow.

I spoke with my brother in Iraq. He seems to be doing well. I also saw a recent picture of him and I guess his could be used as a light repelling surface by NASA because, damn, them's some pasty legs. He ran a 10 k today, which I guess is just to give the insurgent mortar teams practice shots, but today is not a post about my borther in Iraq, today is Digital Thursday.

Today's digital feature is a Wonder Woman digital painting I like to call, "Please Don't Hit Me Again, Lady"

It took a fair bit of time to do this one because I have chosen for some odd reason to only work with weird perspectives. This one is for Bomber, she asked me to do a Wonder Woman a while back ago... and now my wife is pregnant... bu-dum-tish Heeeeey-oooo! Thank you! I will be here all week. Please tip your waitress.

To recap:
Food coma
Different than Food comma, or Food,
Little Man did great all day long
All should be proud of him
For that matter, all should bow before him on bended knee
ALL!
Have a great weekend

Wow, I didn't realize

Wow, I did not realize just how much drama the house could call upon by having my sister-in-law and nephews from a previous mom over for the holiday. Wow.

To recap:
Wow
Tomorrow is digital Thursday
I am Wonder Woman-ing it up by request
Have a great holiday if you are celebrating it
If not, I hope whatever holiday comes next for you is great
I am stealing a moment to post whilst my parents are downstairs
I feel like I am a kid again and I am hiding stuff from them
Crap! Someone's on the stairs!

20 Questions Tuesday: 68 - Thanksgiving

Here we are, 2 day prior to feasting. I feel like crap. The sinuses are well plugged up and I am being spared the sore throat merely because I am somewhat upright, but I have a post to write Damnit!

I am thankful to Nadolny, Dustin, Bomber, and JW for this week’s questions.

On to the questions:

1. Worst turkey day movie ever? (My vote is for “Blood Freak”)
I am unfamiliar with Blood Freak, but its description makes it sound horrid. There are not that many Thanksgiving movies and the only one I could vaguely recall of its existence whilst looking at IMDB was this one, but I only remember commercials for it.

2. a) Turkey chemical that makes you sleepy, fact or urban legend? B)Tryptophan – evil drug, or added turkey bonus? c)How does one fight the soothing, drowsy effects of turkey consumption? (And don't even THINK of telling me to not eat turkey!)
a) It is indeed a reality and called tryptophan
b) Added turkey bonus
c) Counter act the sleep induction with caffeine

3. Turkey or ham? (No! You can't choose both)
I choose you, Ham!

4. Stuffing in or out of the turkey?
Out

5. Prefer the white or dark meat?
Is this a trick question?

6. Stuffing with odd things (like nuts or cranberries in it)?
Well it is clear that you have an opinion about stuffing. I like pretty much traditional stuffings. The craziest thing I think of for stuffing is adding some sausage to it.

7. Should Christmas decor be held of vehemently until after turkey day? Maybe with a shotgun?
I think Christmas décor is fine for the day after and beyond. I don’t understand the house down the street that added the Christmas themed light up inflatable yard ornaments the day after Halloween though.

8. If the funny hats the pilgrims wore came back into style, would you be out shopping for one immediately?
Nope, I am not a slave to fashion.

9. Which doth thou lovest more, mashed potatoes or stuffing?
Oh, thou dost injure me to the quick with thine rapier question. Must I chooseth between the two, or mightest I combine the two victuals into some kind of culinary infusion of stuffing and potatoes for mashing? I choose betwixt the two, for it is in the tween that mine happy turkey gravy shall pour over ere traveling past my teeth to my waiting maw.

10. When was the last time you had to sit at the “kiddie” table
I think it was 2 years ago, we have had some very geriatric Thanksgivings.

11. Whipped Cream or Ice Cream on your Pumpkin Pie?
Whipped Cream

12. What side dish is a "must have" on your Thanksgiving dinner plate?
Mashed Potatoes!

13. What food item at Thanksgiving is a definite "ut-uh" in your book? (as in, "ut-uh, no way I'm eatin' THAT!")
I do not understand the role of yams in the Thanksgiving day feast. Yams have no business being classified as food.

14. Will you nap after feasting?
If I am allowed by Little Man.

15. Who gets the drumsticks?
Whomever wants them. I am eating ham.

16. Who carves the turkey and do they use an electric knife of the old-fashioned manual instruments?
We have an electric knife that I give to my Dad when he is here. He finds it some sort of honorific, and either I do it or Mimma does it the other times (typically Mim though)

17. I mean, WHO buys Tofurkey, and really, do they have any guests for dinner?
I don’t understand that either. I understand when someone is a vegetarian or a vegan, but I don’t understand why they feel like they need to make their non-meat dishes look and taste similar to meat. Relish in your non-meatedness or eat some frikking meat. I believe most people who visit the cookers of tofurkey know that is what will be on the menu.

18. Where can I get one of those wide end barrel muskets so's I can have an authentic Pilgrim Thanksgiving?
I think the wide mouthed guns pilgrims are depicted with are a bit of a fanciful notion. The Pilgrims came with standard Flintlocks and Match locks of the day with regular, non-flared barrels.

19. Are your hands tired from making all the "finger turkeys" with lil' man?
He luckily doesn’t know what those are at the moment.

20. Canned or fresh cranberries?
If I have to have them, fresh.


To recap:
Not working tomorrow
Wifey said, and I misquote, “There is no way in Hell I am staying home with your parents by myself.”
She didn’t think my response of, “Little Man will be there…” very funny at all
I thought it was hilarious
Zicam is amazing
I am not sure who is controlling the temperature in my area of the building, but I think they need to wear a sweater of something
I am burning up here
Wifey needs more rest
That is not just me “drinkin’ the Kool Aid” either
Oh! Yeah!

3 Main Things

Well the week of Thanksgiving is upon us. So, what does that actually mean? Well, that is for you to find out for your own personal philosophy, I don’t have the answers, Man! Stop hounding me. I am just one guy! I don’t have the… wait, I was going to tell you what Thanksgiving being upon us indicates to the Casa Del SRH, now with more cilantro! Being this close to this fine Thanksgiving 2007 basically means three main things.

Main Thing the First:
There will be an inordinate amount of food prepared this week in Chez SRG (Maintenant avec plus les faux fromages!). We will be eating like kings this week. It is truly the kick off to the Holiday Feasting Season (HFS). HFS consists of Thanksgiving, Christmas Eve, Christmas Morning, Christmas Dinner, New Year’s Eve, and New Years Day. Interspersed within those holiday meals there is fudge and cookies and breads, Oh My! Associated with that is the consumption of pre-made cartons of egg-nog and mulled cider. HFS is truly a wonder to behold. It is the time of year when you can often see the SRH fam doing a lethargic happy dance of full stomachy goodness.

Main Thing the Second:
Little Man is really getting into it this year. He is seriously looking forward to the Holidays. He understands that there are gifts to be given and more importantly, gifts to be received. He is excited to have big special meals and is looking forward to all the yummy treats that Wifey, Mim, and I have been jibber-jabbering about since Halloween. He is also really excited to see some of his extended family. This leads perfectly into…

Main Thing the Third:
Sweet giblets and gravy! My family is coming to town! Actually, my mom and dad could very well be in Columbus, even as I type this post up. They are arriving this afternoon, and not leaving until Saturday or Sunday. On top of that my nephews and their step-mom are going to be here as well. My brother would probably show as well except for the fact that he is in Iraq. Little Man is really pumped to see his cousins. In all honesty, I need to make more of an effort with my family. The nephews are good (if not emotionally needy) kids, and I feel that I should make some stronger efforts to spend time with them.

Well, those are the three things that are accompanying Thanksgiving for us this year.

To Recap:
I am sure I will want to strangle the ‘rents by noon on Thursday.
Has anybody ever heard of a JV Basketball practice held at 4 pm the Wednesday before Thanksgiving?
How about a follow up practice on the Friday after Thanksgiving at 9 am?
Something about that just seems fishy
Tomorrow’s 20 questions will be concerning Thanksgiving
In fact all week, I shall concern myself with the upcoming feast
Well, except for Thursday, that will be our regularly scheduled Digital Thursday
Oh, I am a big fan of the Irony

Digital Thursday

Oh, Digital Thursday, how you make my blogging life so simple, yet so hard. Digital Thursday simplifies my life because I do not have to come up with a topic to write about. Yet, it does make me create something digitally. This past week I finished up this particular pic.


Okay, motivation for this one…. I have always liked Daredevil. The intent with this painting was to create a pin-up-esque pic of DD that was a bit non-traditional in posing. I wanted it to look like he was actually listening forward instead of looking forward, so his head goes to the side. I did not want his figure to be overly muscled so I toned him down just a bit.

Anyway, this was done 100% within Adobe Photoshop CS3. Sometimes I draw something by hand and then scan it in and digitally modify it, not with this baby! There are 7 different layers within the piece itself: the background black, the rough colors, gross shading, refined shading, color dodge highlights, color burn shadows, and the black line work. I am very happy with this result.

Things I would like to add eventually. A cityscape background, texture to the cloth, maybe some varied lighting sources. Who knows. I might jump on this one again later.

To Recap:
The final vote for Comic Book Idol 3 are going on right now
It is a doozy
The voting ends at 3pm EST today
Had a lunch seminar today
I think I would have done better with a nap
Next week is Thanksgiving Week
The house needs so much cleaning, it is not even funny
Then comes the cooking
Little Man has discovered board games
Yesterday when I went to pick him up, he was playing checkers
He asked for my help with the checkers
Wifey will giggle with glee about this, for I have no skill with the checkers
I didn’t really help him too much
Have a great weekend everyone

Not enough time in the night

Last night I stayed up into the weee hours of the morning polishing up stuff for tomorrow’s Digital Thursday. I have a few tweaks I am going to try tonight to finalize the digital art that I have for tomorrow, but it is basically done, but this post is not about the relative completeness or incompleteness of material for tomorrow, today’s post is about circadian rhythms. Cicadan rhythms are really the music of summer nights in the south. The endless chorus of insects on a hot July evening could lull most people to sleep even when it is a beastly 85° F at night (that’s 29.444° C for you metricists out there and 302.5944K for the lone physicist I know. What up Dr B-Dawg? Holla holla.) Somehow I think I got off the subject here…

You see, I am a night owl of the highest degree. I don’t really start being creative or really effective at anything until around 11 pm at night. So I was doing creative stuff from about 10 pm last night until 2 am. It took me over an hour to completely unplug and decompress enough to start sleeping, and the first hour of sleep was not the soundest hour of rest I have ever had. Little Man woke my butt up this morning at 7:16 am. I am not great with the math anymore, but that does not add up to many hours of sleep for a work day. Actually it does not add up to very much sleep. The “for a work day” phrase was completely unnecessary, or as I like to say “extraneous,” because that phrase is waaaay more “neous” than it needs to be, by golly. Now where was I? Oh, yes… lack of sleep.

Here in lies the problem. I need to spend a portion of my day doing something creative (because creativity is not really looked upon as a good quality where I work). This creative outlet can take the form of a bunch of different things. I like doing the whole digital art thang. Sometimes I write. I have been doing some GD stuff on the side for Wifey. “GD” is what we like to call an acronym. The fun thing about this particular acronym is the double meaning it could take on. You see, in this instance it stands for Graphic Design, but in many self censoring circles it also stands for an acceptible way of cursing in public. So, what was I writing about? Oh, yes… My creative output can take all manner of creative forms. Well, except for writing music, playing a musical instrument (other than an iPod), or singing… or sculpture. I hate sculpting. I like looking at sculptures and marveling at how they were created, but I cannot stand doing it myself. Sculpting is fine and dandy for others to do, but it is not my cup of tea. Truth be told, my cup of tea is actually Mountain Dew, but I am, going off on a tangent here. Or was it there?

Anyway… what I am getting at is that I have a need to create stuff (not procreate, I think we all know I have done that enough), but my creativity pretty much requires me staying up late, but my child and my work require me getting up in the morning. Something is going to break, and, alas, I think it shall be me. I am exhausted today, but wildly happy about the work I have been producing.

To recap:
I am one tired puppy
I am really happy with tomorrow’s digital stuff
When I get home I will link my “deviant art” page
I need to finish up some details and then I am going to bed tonight
Probably by 11
Monsterquest is on the History channel at 10 to 11
Oooooh cryptozoologocals
I do love me some cryptozoologicals
Have I mentioned how tired I am?

20 Questions Tuesday: 67 - What were we thinking?!?!

It is 20 Questions Tuesday again, and since the big news from last week came out, I figured that today’s 20 questions would be all about “What in the world were you thinking?”

Thanks this week go to Dustin, Lsig, ACW, JA Coppinger, Peefer, and JW.

To the questions:

1. Are you trying to start an Army?
I will rely on my cult of personality to create an army… the people’s army.

2. I heard that children make good workers (mending socks, plowing fields, etc.). Was this your motivation?
I am so tired of taking out the trash… so, so tired

3. Is it because you wanted to name Little Man “Megatron,” but Wifey vetoed….so you think you’ll have better luck with the second one?
Oddly enough, Capt McArmypants has already started calling this one Voltron. I think that shall be vetoed in the end though. Personally I am lobbying for ROM, the Space Knight.

4. Are you concerned that with the dropping value of the dollar that you’ll need to live off the future salaries of two children as opposed to one?
I hadn’t thought of it, but that does make some fiscal sense.

5. Has Little Man been informed? What was his reaction?
Not yet. We are starting slowly with Little Man for 2 reasons. Reason 1: he doesn’t adapt to change extremely quickly. Reason 2: when he is ready he is impatient. So… so far we have started talking to him about siblings and pointing out people who are brothers and sisters. Soon we will begin talking to him about his becoming a brother.

6. Does this mean that Wifey is going to start blogging again?
That decision is between Wifey and her blog.

7. Do you anticipate an incremental or exponential increase to the chaos with the addition of Child Part II?
Logarithmic

8. How will the little man learn to share?
He will have to, and that is “how.”

9. You realize that you could, potentially, make CPT McArmypants a guardian of two?! Scary...
The world trembles, but not as much as Capt McArmypants.

10. Any feeling as to whether the little one is a boy or girl? Will you wait to find out (hope so)?
Will this one be a boy or a girl? Yes, this one will be a boy or a girl. If we can find out, we will. It all depends on how the little one will be positioned during the ultrasound.

11. Did you ever imagine a lovely woman would be silly enough to want your child TWICE?
Not in a million years.

12. Did you take the news with a cheer of joy, or a 9-1-1 call for “Man down, not breathing” ?
It was a joyful thing. This was a long and unfortunately drawn out process.

13. If it’s a daughter, will you call her “Little Woman”?
For the blog purposes, yes.

14. You’re not a big fan of sleeping, are you?
That is one of the issues. I really am a big fan of sleeping. In fact, I am a big fan of sleeping with a fan. Well, I am a big fan of sleeping with a fan on, not necessarily fornicating with a fan. I mean if you get your jollies from “doing a fan” more power to you, but merely use my fans to push air around the rooms in the house.

15. Congratulations. If a butterfly can allegedly cause a hurricane, what do you expect from the chaos of another child in the house?
Solar flares

16. Congratulations. You have no idea ... do you realize you have no idea?
I… I have no idea.

17. Congratulations. Why didn't you just ask for one of mine?
Ummm… How to put this delicately? You have already ruined yours. There we go, delicate.

18. Are you familiar with the phrase glutton for punishment?
I have heard of this phrase. Why do you mention it now?

19. How do you think Little Man will react to Wifey's physical changes?
I am sure he will point out those changes as much as he can. He doesn’t really let things go un-noticed.

20. Isn't it nice to get a redo on the stuff you may have fudged the first go round?
I don’t think that is how it works, although this kid will learn the joys of strollerdom.


To Recap:
Not sure what is for dinner tonight
Heck, I am not sure what I am having for lunch
Basically for me, meals are all up in the air today
Little Man and I went to get soup last night
It was quite the tasty treat
Wifey is awful busy these days
Have I ever mentioned that whenever I type “busy” it always ALWAYS gets typed out “busty” and I have to delete the “t”
Cheers

Don't ask

For the past 4+ years Wifey and I have been getting the same question: “So when are you going to have the next one?” Which is a similar question to the one we had been getting for the previous 5 years: “So, when are you two going to start a family.” The only time in our marriage when people were not willing to ask us about when we were going to have a/nother kid was when Wifey was visibly pregnant. The questions started in the receiving line at our wedding and have continued (and still do since Wifey is not obvious about her pregnanciness just yet). This post is for everyone who has asked us these questions and is asking other couple’s these questions. In a word, “Stop.”

In more than a word…

Getting pregnant is a tricky business. For some it is a cake walk (16 year olds in the back seat of a car) and for others it takes extra measures. Since it is such a personal decision to have children the emotions wrapped up in the process can run pretty high. When you ask someone “When are you going to have kids?” you are pre-supposing that the people you are asking Number 1: want kids, Number 2: can have them, and more importantly Number 3: haven’t been actively and unsuccessfully trying for some lengthy period of time.

Wifey and I were lucky enough to start the creation of Little Man rather quickly. I think Little Man’s zygotic self started out the second month after Wifey stopped with the oral contraception. This new Little Bundle has been a bit more difficult to start up.

Our most recent endeavor to expand the family started in August of 2006. In December 2006, Wifey’s gall bladder started acting up. So we had to determine what was the cause of this. A few tests later it was determined that a tumor was in her liver impinging the ducts from her gall bladder thus negatively affecting her ability to inject bile into her digestive system and break down fats efficiently. The issue that the surgeon wanted us to determine was if the tumor was hormonally affected, that meant stopping the whole baby-making process for a few months. “So, when are you two planning on having another?” What I said, “Oh, I don’t know, one seems to be more than we can handle at the moment, I would hate to think what two would do to me.” Then I would give a polite laugh. What I thought, “Well, you see, we can’t try at the moment because my wife has a tumor with a static growth rate unless it is bombarded by hormones and then it grows like a baby elephant on crack, and the only way we can make sure that it is not hormonally induced is by doing some sort of wait and see puppet show… grumble grumble grumble.”

Fast forward to March 07 when we were cleared by the surgeon to do the hibbity-jibbity for the purpose of baby-making. Nothing happened between March and June, well…. Not nothing, if you know what I mean… wink, wink, nudge, nudge, A wink’s as good as a nudge to a blind bat. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? But it was in May/Jun that Wifey really started taking stock in how her cycle lined up with what the Intertubes presented as the typical cycle. It looked like the amount of time between when she ovulated and the time that Aunt Flow came to town was a little on the short side. Her Luteal phase (implantation window), as the medical and trying-to-get-pregnant Internet community call it, was a few days short but not completely out of the realm of possibility for getting pregnant. So, to help our chances, Wifey went on Clomid to help extend her luteal phase. Nothing really happened in June. “So, when are you two planning on having another?” What I said, “Oh, I don’t know, one seems to be more than we can handle at the moment, I would hate to think what two would do to me.” Then I would give a polite laugh. What I thought, “Oh, we have been trying thankyouverymuch, but it is not working like we had planned. I was wondering if you could kick me in my teeth too, or maybe knee me in the groin. Thanks for bringing up this subject that is intensely personal and none of your damn business.”

July was a different story. July Wifey and I got ourselves pregnant. Some of you are doing the math right now and realizing that July was more than 8 weeks ago. A few days before Little Man’s fourth birthday, Wifey had a miscarriage. It was devastating. It was like a punch to the gut. We had let a few of our friends know and had shared the happy news with family. We had to retract that happiest of news and replace it with pretty crappy news. We were well on our way beyond hopeful. I had started looking for the onesies that make me think of “newborn.” Wifey had ordered some maternity stuff that was on clearance. We were integrating the idea of a new one in the household. That didn’t happen, but a bunch of melancholy and morose moping did occur. We had to wait for at least 2 more months before trying again. “So, when are you two planning on having another?” What I said, “Oh, I don’t know, one seems to be more than we can handle at the moment, I would hate to think what two would do to me.” Then I would give a polite laugh. What I was thinking, “Fuck off! You have no idea how insensitive that ‘innocuous’ question really is. I should ask you when you are getting your car re-painted and then go and key it. Now I am going to go find an empty conference room and try not to weep while I am at work… jackass.”

The big issue that came up during all of this is that the luteal phase really hadn’t extended since the medication… that crazy-making medication had been taken. So, Wifey changed OBGyn’s in September due to a change in insurance providers, and asked to try out adding progesterone supplements to her regimen and increase her luteal phase that way. Well, it seems that the luteal phase extended enough in October for us to be in the pregnancy column again. Then around the same time in her cycle as the miscarriage occurred, Wifey gets some cramping and a little bit of bleeding. Our first thoughts were, “Oh shit! Not again.” The new OB takes this very seriously and orders all sorts of diagnostics to get done. Wifey gets a boatload of blood-work done and for three weeks in a row we have ultrasounds take place. “So, when are you two planning on having another?” What I said, “Oh, I don’t know, one seems to be more than we can handle at the moment, I would hate to think what two would do to me.” Then I would give a polite laugh. What I was thinking, “Everything is hanging in a balance, think only positive thoughts such that only good will happen, pay no attention to the insensitivities of others and let them ask their boorish questions like they are rhinos in a china closet. They do not realize how invading and demoralizing their question is. You are a lake, a placid lake filled with happy waters surrounded by peaceful snow capped mountains and, it seems, asses who want to know all your personal shit… happy lake…. Happy Frikkin Lake Damnit!”

Last week, we got the fourth ultrasound in a week and everything seems to be progressing along typically for someone in their seventh week (now eighth week) of pregnancy. We decided in the doctor’s parking lot to handle this pregnancy as if none of the crap leading up to it had occurred. So now, it has become public knowledge. “So, when are you two planning on having another?” What I said, “It turns out that Wifey is pregnant right now, but you need to know that the question you just asked is very insensitive and really none of your business.” What I was thinking, “It turns out that Wifey is pregnant right now, but you need to know that the question you just asked is very insensitive and really none of your damn business.”

FYI: The correct question is, "Are you planning on having kids?" or "Are you planning on having more kids." Associate no time frame with it, and definitely no implicit expectations.

To recap:
Wifey and Little Man didn’t get out of their pajamas all day yesterday
If we didn’t need to go to the grocery store for dinner supplies
Tomorrow’s 20 questions shall be about adding to the family
Enjoyment shall be had by all
I got some new shoes this weekend
Yea! Me!
Yesterday, Little Man actually napped
With his eyes closed and sleeping and everything
It was very odd
And wonderful because I napped as well
I am not sure what will be for dinner tonight

Digital Thursday

Because I am a superdork, when I was in college, oh so long ago, I did a series of drawing of different character types that can be found in almost any fantasy genre. Since then I have scanned a few in and reworked them a bit digitally. What was once black and white on faded copier paper is now in vibrant color capable of being printed anywhere.

Author's Note: I stole the idea of the green bar behind the figure from another artist. Just flat out stole it. I am quite the thief.

That is about all I have today. Thanks for all the well wishes for the new kid on the way. I would comment directly to the comments from yesterday, but alas and alack I am blocked at work. Maybe tonight I will get to those comments.

To recap
Little Man is doing better
But he is still a bit under the weather
I am starting to get some better sleep
That is a positive
But not an appositive, a descriptive phrase set off by commas
That would be a grammatical impossibility since there were no commas in that statement
An appositive in that sentence would look like:
I am starting to get some better sleep, a period of at least 6 hours of uninterrupted deep slumber involving periods of REM
But not the band REM
Although if I had to pick a period of REM I would go with the 1987 and 1988 watershed year
REM put out 3 albums that year Document, Eponymous, and Green
Although I don’t think anyone actually bought them as true “albums”
A better way of phrasing it would be “REM put out 3 CD’s…”
But not “put out” like a cheap date
And not “put out” like people do with animals at night
I mean produced, marketed and sold
Not to say that REM “sold out” so to speak
They seem to be a very principled band
More likely they became more “watered down” than having actually “sold out”
Am I still babbling?
I guess I need more sleep, a period of at least 6 hours of uninterrupted deep slumber involving periods of REM
I am positive of that
Have a great weekend everyone

WUZENAHUMINA?!?!?

Nothing new here. We are doing just the same…
So, anything new for you?


To recap:
Sweet giblets and gravy what have we gotten ourselves into?
Yes, this is one of the topics I have been consciously avoiding recently
Digital Thursday is tomorrow
I can’t think of anything to throw on for it
I guess I will be scanning my ass on the copier this afternoon

20 Questions Tuesday: 66 - Oh Canada, 2

Here we are, back to the normal events of the week. There is no bloagaversary to get in the way of normal posting. So we are going back to the 20 Questions Tuesday category of Canada.

Thanks this week need to go to Bomber, JW, Capt McArmypants, and some random folk at the office.
On to the questions:

1. Which pronunciation do you prefer "zee" or "zed"?
Zed is both how the Canucks pronounce the letter and the numeral “0.” I like Zed for “0” but not for “Z.”

2. Favorite provence? (quick, name one!)
I have only ever been to Ontario, so I would have to go with that one. Okay without reference Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia, Quebec, Ontario, New Brunswick, Saskatchewan, Alberta, Manitoba, British Columbia, and the Northwest Territories. How did I do? Well let me see…. Nunavut is the territory I forgot. Not bad for a Yank.

3. Molson or Moosehead?
Molson, but only because I don’t think I have had a Moosehead. My roommate freshman and sophomore years at Kent was a hockey player and it seems that at least in Kent, Ohio Molson was the choice of the Canadian hockey players.

4. Do we blame Canadians for Tim Horton's or thank them?
I think we thanks them for Timbits but c\blame them for horrible maple frosting. That stuff is hideous and that used to be one of my favorite doughnuts ever

5. Hottest Canadian superstar? (Alannis, Shania, Pam Anderson,...)
Hmmm… I haven’t really thought of where people are from that I find hot. Surprising I nknow, you would think I would have made a map of it. Let’s see… I can’t really do a Google search for “Canadian Hottie” without running into an inordinate amount of porn, so I will go with Elisha Cuthbert.

6. How'd you like wearing the funny plastic rain ponchos on the "Maiden of the Mist"
Fasionable yet cheap.

7. You DID ride on the Maiden of the Mist... Right?
We were lucky enough to get there 4 days before it shut down for the season. It really makes the trip more worth while. There is no better way to experience the power of the falls (safely) than to take the boat into the plunge pool area of the Horseshoe Falls.

8. How much of Strange Brew was actually filmed in Canada eh?
I am going to guess on this one since I cannot find this information anywhere. I will go with 80% in Canada with pick-ups done in LA.

9. Are lumberjacks a product of Canada?
Their greatest export. They do export them, right?

10. Am I the only person in the world (aside from Canada) that enjoyed SCTV?
Nope, but bunches of folk don’t even realize it exists. Lots of big names from SCTV.

11. Canadians seem to don't litter. Why is this? Are they dead inside or something?
I find this amount of cleanliness a bit distressing as well. They also don’t tend to jaywalk either. Very odd bunch. Like laws are meant to be followed or something. If they didn’t go higher than the speed limit I would question their humanity.

12. "Blogaversary" So in Canada is this not considered a really really lame word mainly used by "hosers"?
Your wording is a bit confusing in the question. You negate the question prior to asking. Are you saying that you don’t think “Blogaversary” is a cool word? How about when I put “Third” in front of it like this: “Third Blogaversary”

13. So, there a bunch of Sasquatch up there in the Canadian Rockies?
If they exist anywhere, that is where I bet we would find them.

14. What is the difference between a Sasquatch and a Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is a colloquial term used as a more “common” name. Who wants to write out Sasquatch when they can write Bigfoot.

15. Why the long O?
I am not sure why American words that are typically pronounced with the “oo” or “ou” sounds get a long “o” sound instead. Any Canadians wanna tackle this one?

16. Ummm… Moosejaw? Seriously… Moosejaw?
I know. WTF?!?! Then again many of the states have stupid named cities as well. Burnt Corn, Alabama comes to mind.

17. Why does Canadian money look like the money found in the American game Monopoly? Is Milton Bradley trying to subvert our children?
It is a subtle ploy by Milton Bradley, but one should expect nothing but subtlety from Canadian co-conspirators unless of course Milton Bradley is a Canadian company and then this question is completely moot.

18. Pourquoi, ne sont pas les questions également en Français ?
Parce que, Les Etats Unis ne sont pas bilingue… ou “Pourquoi pas.”

19. What is the greatest Canadian invention?
The zipper.

20. Why is it called Canada?
“Canada” is a bastardization of the Iroquoian word for “Village” or “Settlement.”

To recap:
Still not sleeping great in the SRH household
I need to get back to the work stuff
So not a long recap today
In fact a very short recap
I promise that you will get a real post tomorrow
Promise

O to the R to the A to the PRED

Summary:

So this weekend was a flurry of breathing treatments and rampant coughing from the 4 year old. Things started on Friday afternoon and just deteriorated from there.

Body:

On Friday Little Man’s breathing took a dip for the worse. He started coughing more and more and since he has “cough variant” asthma Wifey and I both knew what was going on. ‘Tis the silly season for asthma in the SRH household and the silly season has decided to hit for full effect this weekend.

Every year when the weather turns from summer to more fall-ish (autumnal?) weather Little Man’s breathing takes a hit. By “hit” I mean a “clocker to the noggin.” It has something to do with the radical shift in temperatures, the relative shift in humidity, the amount of leaf mold / vegetative rot in the air, and supreme powers that be deciding to test the limits of Little Man’s parents. It doesn’t seem, however, that Clan SRH is alone in this matter either.

In mid to late September I notice through the magic of this blog’s sitemeter that many of the random referrals I get tend to be about Orapred, or as we refer to it in our house “The ‘Pred.” This is a topic I have touched on before and I am not going to go into great detail about the medicine because I am not a doctor nor am I a pharmaceutical rep trying to hock wares. What I will mention about the Pred is that it tastes nasty. Is it that difficult to mask the hideous flavor of the medicine? Mountain Dew, Redbull, Jolt, and other heavily caffeine laden drinks hide the insanely bitter taste of caffeine, but The Pred has to taste like you are licking a medicine pop withy the lovely antiseptic aftertaste. It is supposedly “grape flavored.” I guess it is if “grape flavored” means tastes like “licking an ashtray.” I do have to say though the name brand version of Orapred ™ is much better than the generic. I swear the generic version tastes like distilled horse ass (or what I imagine distilled horse ass would taste like). Anyway… in mid to late September the Google searches for Orapred start up in earnest. I continue to get about 3 hits a day on search strings for Orapred related queries until late February and early March. So at least Wifey and I can take solace in the fact that we are not alone.

So Saturday it gets worse, and Saturday really becomes a battle between the Asthma and Casa De SRH sleep. Asthma won that battle. Sunday afternoon we call our pediatrician office to talk with the Dr on call. Little man’s doctor’s office doesn’t even need to see us now prior to prescribing the Pred. Of the 5 docs there, 3 recognize that we are on a really aggressive asthma regimen and can be counted on to have been doing his treatments correctly, we haven’t dealt with (to my knowledge) one of the remaining doctors and the other one we don’t like for various reasons.

So yesterday afternoon, Little Man got hit with 13 cc’s of the Pred, and Wifey and I figured at least the cough will go away and we can sleep. Around 12:30 last night the coughing started up again, and now we are on 3 nights minimal sleep. I am rather caffeinated and Wifey is running on adrenaline only since caffeine gives her headaches. Little Man and Wifey will be seeing the Dr at 11:50 today and hopefully we can get a handle on this flare up.
Recap:

To recap:
Little Man discovered a love of Ritz crackers this weekend
The buttery taste of Ritz? Those crackers contain no dairy
That ain’t butter? It is a bit scary to think that
I am tired of giving breathing treatments
Hey…. Wait a second, I am just plain tired
More Canada stuff tomorrow
If a cow and a horse were to**This just in we interrupt your regularly scheduled recap for this Little Man ailment recap update**
Wifey just got back from the Dr’s office with Little Man
Looks like it is most likely some kind of virus
The virus is causing the coughing
The coughing is not helping the asthma
He is going on a bunch of different OTC meds today
**back to our regularly scheduled recap already in progress**
and the lobster was with the octopus
What’s up with that?

Digital Thursday

So today I decided to go with something a bit more artsy fartsy for Digital Thursday while still remaining grounded in the comic book medium. I decided to give a silhouette treatment to the Fantastic Four (Generic comic book FF not the movie FF).

This is still a work in progress so please bear with the areas that still need work.


I need to work on my Thing… ummm… that just sounded all wrong. The figure in the lower left needs some work. I also think I need to do something more interesting with Mr Fantastic. The invisible woman needs something as well. It is difficult to adequately silhouette an invisible person. Basically I am only happy with The Human Torch at the moment.

To recap:
Dinner tonight shall be something of Little Man’s choosing
It will most likely consist of something root beer-ish to drink
And something that reacts well to ketchup as a main course
I am not certain of this… just playing the odds
But before I can attempt to make dinner, I will need to put the dirty dishes in the dishwasher
For they are stacked and taking up great space with their food encrustedness
Blessed be the dish scrapers
For they assist the dishwasher in its cleaning
Have a great weekend

Halloween '07

Here it is being 3years and a day and I have absolutely nothing to write about. Hmmm… does one lose everything they want to talk about after 3 years of blathering on? Nah, the Internet couldn’t be so lucky. I have a few topics to consider today.

Firstly, I am sitting at my desk contemplating the whole NaNoWriMo phenomenon. Should I go for it, should I just flesh out a book idea? Should should should. I am not certain if I have the time allocation available to actually wholeheartedly go after this goal. I am thinking that maybe it would be worth a go if it were 2 months, but 1 month… Wow, that is some time commitment. The month endeavor starts up tomorrow, so I guess if I am going to go for it, I need to do some preliminary world building tonight.

The only issue with world building this evening is that there are all these street urchins in costume who will be begging me for candy with threats of egging the house in their back pocket. Well, that is not the ONLY issue. Supposedly Discovery Channel is also debuting a new show about cryptids tonight! And that is DEFINITELY on the must watch list. So, my world building exercise will be minimal at best.

Secondly, I have a hard time giving disgruntled 15 year olds candy when they don’t dress up and just expect me to fill their crumpled garbage bag with candy that should go to the more deserving kids who actually still enjoy the whole Halloween process. These 15 year olds are also the ones who will most likely egg the house if I do not relinquish to them a pack of smarties. I don’t understand the entitlement that these kids exhibit. If people don’t give them candy for not participating in the cultural norm of Halloween, they think they are entitled to vandalize property. I hate them and their smug sense of superiority… If that ball comes in my yard one more time I’m keeping it… Oh, Hell Nos! I have become THAT guy.

Thirdly, I am not sure of the exact moment I became a curmudgeonly old man shaking his fist at those damn kids with their loud music and weird clothes and lack of respect for their elders. Those kids who have it so easy with their technomological gadgetry. When I was in high school “lol” needed another “l” and was what your head did in Mr. Haynes’s American History class after the third anecdote about Calvin Coolidge. When I was growing up, if I wanted to call my best friend and he wasn’t in the same room as me, I had to wait until I got home and mom was done talking to her friend. I would have to watch something on one of the 4 channels that our aerial could actually pick up. There I was sitting on my parents 20 year old couch watching static in the shape of MacGyver try to disarm a bomb with a knife and some asparagus, waiting for my mom to finish talking on the phone with some lady who thinks that alternative music is ruining kids these days so I could let Pre-Capt McArmypants know that the newest issue of X-men Blue was out and Jim Lee had pulled out all the stops on this one… ummm….

To recap:
Have a great and safe Halloween everyone
I doubt Little Man will be into the whole Trick or Treat experience this year
Next year though
Tomorrow is Digital Thursday
I have a couple of things to bring out for it
By “couple” I do mean “two”…
At most
It will be interesting to see who is in a candy coma at work tomorrow

20 Questions Tuesday: 65 - 3rd Blogaversary

Who would have thought that I would still be doing this crap? Really, Who? I want names and addresses!

It has bee three long and grueling years of making shit up Monday through Thursday. I have actually made some virtual friends since starting this crap up and I hope that I have given out some laughs as well as good information concerning Orapred (still one of my top attractors to this blog, but the top attractor by far is the Eddie Vedder pic that Wifey linked to in a 20 questions a long time ago).

Since starting this blog I have taken the number one spot on Google for the query “Hippo Enemy.” I was in the top ten for “Turtle Porn” for a while and I think I am pretty far up there for searches a bout the “Yeti.”

Thanks this week go to Allrileyedup, Capt. McArmypants, Lsig, ACW, Dustin, Dr B-Dawg, and Atmikha.

The questions

1. Do you find it odd that the word blogaversary hints at the words averse and adversary?
Not even remotely odd. In fact, I would almost expect the word to also have similarities with boredom, and inane, but that word would be blogboradverarynane.

2. Three years ago, did you imagine your blog to be where it is today? If not, how is it different?
By “where it is” I can only assume you mean geospatially. In that case, Yes, I did imagine that my blog would reside where it does today on one of Google’s servers clusters most likely in Nebraska.

3. Do you expect to still be doing this three years from now?
In some ways yes, but in others... No. Yes: I do expect to be doing some kind of creative updating to something. No: Blogging is already something “so 2005,” so in 2010, I imagine the vehicle for my updated creative outlet will be different.

4. Is three really the magic number, like the School House Rock song claims?
Yes

5. Have your typing skills improved after blogging for three years?
Sadly my typing skilz still hover around “craptastic” like when I started this.

6. I think we can all agree Blogaversary is a dumb word. If you were to theoretically give up on that dumb word and go with a really cool one like "Bloscar", in terms of favorite blog entry so far, who would the "Bloscar" go to? In terms of special effects who would the "Bloscar" go to? In terms of supporting cast who would this years Bloscar go to? If you got Frank Sinatra to post from "beyond the grave" (to be said in an eerie voice) on your Bloscar blog entry and his post was too long would you edit his post? Do you think a blog about "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" should ever be beaten by a blog about "Gladiator"? Because if the Gladiator blog was deemed the better of the two, it might make me loose faith in you and your stupid Bloscars. I would then deem your Bloscars some sort of bizarre hypocritical popularity contest where the judges have no clue what is popular. In fact, I am tired of you stupid Bloscars! I find them somewhere between racist and patronizing and I struggle to find how they are even remotely relevant anymore. Good day sir!
Ummm… I think I will refrain from answering this one.


7. What is the appropriate attire for a blogaversary party?
A toga

8. If a hippo were to send you a blogaversary gift, would you A) return to sender, B) accept it politely and then re-gift it, C) destroy it gleefully?
It really depends on the gift, but I would imagine that with a hippo’s limited resources most gifts would be made from hippo fecal matter. I would therefore choose A) return to sender.

9. How many readers do you usually have for your daily offering? Which one of them is your favorite?
I have about 30 to 40 people who look regularly. Sometimes they visit more than once a day. I also get about 20 random visitors. As to “Which one of them is my favorite?” Why, you (inclusive) are, of course.

10. If a blog is published in the woods with no one to read it, does it make a sound?
Since blogs really only exist digitally, I will go with a “That’s a Negative, Ghost Rider” on that one.

11. You sometimes seem to struggle for content. Do you enjoy the daily creative challenge, or has it become a chore?
Yes

12. Can I get all my time back? I've invested quite a lot of time reading this blog and have done a self-assessment and found that your blog is lacking.
No refunds or exchanges without validated receipt

13. What kind of gift are you getting your blog on your 3rd anniversary (traditionally this is the leather anniversary…)?
I am giving it the gift of a Blogaversary post. Like a card just not from Hallmark and not worth any monetary value.

14. If you were to get your blog a gift, what is the mathematical probability that Wifey would make a snide comment?
The probability would be 1.

15. How many times have you cheated on your blog in the past three years? Remember, Baby Jesus can hear your lies.
I am not sure I understand the definition of “cheated” in context to the blog. Do you mean, how many other blogs have a posted to as SRH? None. Sure I have commented and I have my superhero blog that needs massive updates, but I don’t think that I have guest posted anywhere.

16. If someone offered to buyout your blog, what would be your price (in U.S. Dollars, EUROS, or slices of Cheesecake Factory Cheesecake)?
This blog isn’t for sale! I would never sell it, but if you were thinking about buying it I would be curious as to the number you came up with…

17. Does if feel like it's been three years?
Excruciatingly so… blogwise, of course

18. What is the most satisfying thing about blogging?

The “tappa tappa tappa” of typing it.

19. Do you hope to accomplish anything other than a taking a break from the workday tedium?

A little bit of creative discipline as well as a honing of a voice that is not entirely “me.”

20. Will there be any changes or new characters added during the fourth season?

We shall see… I have been toying around with the idea of dot com-ing and then creating a members only forum for everyone to chat, but then I realized I am no where near the critical mass necessary for a forum.

And 2 to grow on!


21. Will there be before and after pictures of the kitchen remodel?

Yes, Yes there will be

22. Do you prefer reading a blog or writing a blog?
A little of Column A and a little of Column B.


To Recap:
Next week I will pick up where I left off with the Canadian questions
It has been a wonderful 3 years
Today has been absolutely nuts
The 2nd person plural form is hardly ever used without modification
You Guys, All of you, Y’all, All y’all
Why is that?
Tomorrow is Halloween
That means so very little to me
Maybe I will dress up my blog
What should it be for Halloween?
And the rest of the week

Three Things

3 things today, and only 3 things. Well 4 things if you count the recap, but I don’t and I am the author here, so if I don’t maybe you shouldn’t as well.

Thing the first: Wifey gets home in a couple of hours. That makes me happy.

Thing the second: Today I stayed at home with Little Man because he had ab OT appointment and I really don’t think we can rely on our childcare for more than 3 days a week (I will be taking Friday off as well). Little Man staying with them started out as an invigorating activity for some older family friends, but now that this little dynamo is 4+ it seems to be more wearing than invigorating. Wifey and I are hoping that reducing the days that they have to watch him will make the days that they do watch him better days for them and for Little Man. I don’t think it is an idle hope… maybe an idyll hope, but definitely not idle.

Thing the third: Tomorrow is my blogaversary. I know some of you think that blogaversary is a made up word (Capt. McArmypants). And I know that some of you are already tired of hearing about my blogaversary. But, that doesn’t mean that I should not celebrate my blogginess.

To recap:
This is not Thing the fourth
It just isn’t
The recap is a thing unto itself
But not a Thing the fourth
Had an allergic reaction today to what can only be described as moth crap
So, I need to stay away from moth crap
Check
Don’t have to tell me twice
It wasn’t a super virulent reaction
Sneezes, sniffles, and complete mental shut-down for 30 minutes
Other than that I am doing great
How are you?

Digital Thursday

It is digital Thursday and I am going to regale you with some Scarecrow pics. All of these are of the Batman super villain, the Scarecrow. Ooooooh scary.

The initial offering was what I posted in the sketch challenge that I attempt to enter into weekly. It is all graphite on paper, and done by traditional methods only.

The second offering is the same pic having been tweaked for color rather quicklyt in Photoshop.

The third offering is the final version with some textural touches added to it.

That’s all for Digital Thursday

To recap:
Wifey is heading out of town tomorrow morning
She will be back Monday afternoon
I will miss her greatly
Little Man will miss her more
Because Little Man will be stuck with me
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
It’s an insane sinus headache!
Have a great weekend everyone

Just a recap

Since I have been incapable to come up with a topic today (5 pitiful attempts: about the kitchen, weather, my blogaversary, about some work crap, and about some stuff at home) I shall just give you (all 4 of you) a big old recap.

To Recap:
Only a recap today
Calendars are fickle beasts
Colanders are something you can believe in
Fervently
Don’t bring a plastic knife to a toy gun fight
You can, however, bring a real knife to a toy gun fight
Not sure what we are having for dinner tonight
One of the problems with living in the area I live in is that after a strong rain there is a significant amount of water in the basement floor
It usually takes an evening to clean the water up
Wifey did it in an afternoon
She’s a badass
No other way to slice it
Wifey = Badass
I am slowly running out if the vitamins and supplements I am supposed to take
The list of what I am recommended to take: magnesium, B-12, glucosimine, fish oil, and a multivitamin
The list of what I have left in the vitamin jar: magnesium and a multi-vitamin
I should really keep on top of the supplements, they do actually help
Can you believe I have been blathering here for almost 3 years?
3 years minus 6 days actually
You see, my Blogaversary is this upcoming Tuesday
At that point my blog will be 3
Presents anyone?
Too bad blogging really is soooo 3 years ago
If I were with it and hip I would be doing crap on Facebook and Myspace
I have never been able to get into those sites
Primarily because my work blocks them
Tomorrow’s Digital Thursday shall be somewhat Halloween related
Why? Because I can
I have all sorts of ideas in my noggin right now
Creative ones that will never see the light of day
I have about 15 minutes before I get to go home
Yippeeee
I wish I had more to write about
But alas and alack
That is not the case
It seems I am a bit tapped for topics
I will go into elaborate detail about my images tomorrow
Cheers

20 Questions Tuesday: 64 - Oh, Canada

Since Wifey and I went on an impromptu trip to Cananada (misspelled on porpoise), I figured a good topic for today would be Cananananada.

So without further ado, Thanks this week go to Tree Monkey, Belsum, Dr B-Dawg, J A Coppinger, ACW, Lsig, and Lord Pithy.

On to the questions:

1. a)Why does everyone up there say “AH”? b)When ya'll talked to those Canadians, did you notice that they all talked funny? Is it because they all wear dentures due to hockey accidents as children? c) Why do all Canadians say "eh" at the end of each phase?
a) “Ah” is what you say at the doctor and/or dentists office. Canadians are known for adding “eh” to end of their sentences.
b) They do talk funny and it is due to the aboundance of the extraneous “U’s” that they favour in their writing. The missing teeth due to hockey related injuries is why they are ugly.
c) The “eh” at the end of sentences is really more of a polite thing, really. They are basically asking, “Do you understand what I am saying?” by using their ubiquitous “eh.” So polite… just so polite

2. Where’s the coolest place in Canada you’ve ever been and why?
I have only been to the Niagara Falls area of Canada, so that would be the coolest and the uncoolest place all at the same time.

3. Did you need a passport to get into the country? I heard they are starting to require us American’s to have one.
You do need your passport to cross now. A certified birth certificate and photo ID used to be enough, but now you need the passport.

4. Is “Canadian Bacon” the best Michael Moore film? Discuss.
I think so mainly because it has John Candy in it.

5. Which celebrities need to shut up and get the hell back to Canada?
The celebs I would like to shut up aren’t from Canada.

6. How old were you before you realized that “Strange Brew” is “Hamlet”? Did someone have to point it out to you?
Wow, I just learned that from this question. I feel naive and sheltered.

7. Which side of Niagara Falls is more conducive to romance - the American or Canadian side?
Ummm… I am married; I wouldn’t know… just kidding honey!


8. Is it true that Canadian maple leaves are actually throwing stars that grow on trees, and Canadians are secretly waiting to attack the French portions of Canada with their maple leaf throwing, ninja army?
Ixnay on the Anadiancay Injanays!

9. Is there REALLY a Canada, or is it just an American cultural myth . . . like the North Pole? Isn’t Canada really just USA North?
Canada is a real place and it is not merely a version of the US that is a wee bit north of most of the US. You can tell it is different than the US by the quality of beer production.

10. What do Canadians do in between hockey seasons?
Curling, but that is just a guess.

11. Is Canada really just like California with ice?
Nope, more like Minnesota with a bit more ice.

12. Why does Quebec want to secede?
The better question is “Why doesn’t Quebec want to succeed?”

13. a) Why the maple leaf and not a moose head for their flag/national symbol? B) I notice the Canadian flag has a leaf on it. Is it a country of Druids?
a) Duh, Moosehead is a beer and one should never confuse a beer with a flag. It just is not pretty
b) Quebec flag has four Fleur de Lice on it, but no one thinks that they are a province full of Boy Scouts, why would a leaf indicate druidity?


14. Considering our many cultural similarities, why is hockey so popular in Canada and so not here?
Honestly, I have no idea. The only thing I can think of is that the season is too long for Americans and there are too many games. The game that gets the most rabid fanbase in the US is American football (the NFL), since there are so few games and the season is not that long, each game becomes an event. It is difficult to tailgate when the game is on a Tuesday evening.

15. When was your first-ever visit to Canada?
When I was 13… I was curious and it seemed harmless at the time…

16. Cage match! Two Canadians enter, one leaves: William Shatner or Shania Twain. Who you got?
Shania takes Shatner 2 of 3 falls, but Shatner would own her the first round just because he fights dirty.

17. Why the hell don't Canadian geese stay in Canada? I hate them so much.
Cause it gets cold up there! If I were a bird I would not stay up there. Freeze my damn ass feathers off…

18. Why do they keep exporting their damn quarters to the states?
I think they mainly do it because while they are inordinately polite and law-abiding, they are also a little passive aggressive and hold a grudge.

19. On what do they base their sense of superiority: national health care or reputation for peace?
Are these the only choices? Cause the relative stability of their currency seems to be up there at the moment. Remember when going to Canada was like buying everything at a fire sale? It is alll 30% off.

20. Oh, Canada!
Frankly, this statement makes me feel a little dirty.


To recap:
So many questions about Canada
I have enough to push this to next week as well
Except that next week is the Blogaversary
So next week will be about the Blogaversary
Then the following week will be Oh, Canada part Deux
Not sure what will be for dinner tonight
I have bunches of stuff to do
I am missing some software to do it
I am lacking training on the missing software to do it
These two “lacks” make for some hard work later this weekend
I did mention that the Blogaversary is in one week, right?
Presents?!?!
Hmmmm?!?!?!